My birthday is Friday. I will be THIRTY ONE. That just doesn’t even sound right, but alas, it is as real as the humidity. And if you could see my hair frizz, you would know this to be very, very real. I don’t really care that much about my birthday. It has always been overshadowed by July 4th celebrations, with perhaps the exception of last year, my 30th. My bff, Katie, threw me a party; my husband called W Mag HQ to ask them which perfume they recently featured because he knew I wanted it; he also brought me my coffee in bed; I had the whole week off from work. Needless to say, it was really nice. I’m sure I bought myself numerous amazing gifts too. Which speaking of, gifts are what this post is about. Here is what I want for my 31st.

1 | Gorjana Lena Shimmer Double Bar Ring

2 | Mac Book Pro

3 | Dr. Jarts+ Black Label Detox BB Cream

4| Moroccan Oil

5 | Lime tree

6 | NC Bird ID book

7 | a bird bath…because I’m an old lady.

What a list right? It may be the most boring birthday wish list I’ve ever come up with. I really, really want all of these items though. How amazing is that ring? So cool and at $120, not a bank breaker. I have also always wanted a signet ring such as this one. I should add it to my list. I need a new laptop. I need some beauty products. I want a lime tree…who doesn’t? And last but not least, I want to take care of all my birds. My neighbors yard that backs up to mine is registered with the state of NC as a bird sanctuary. This made me jelly, so I have been working to improve my yard as a place for the birds to come hang out and feast. Birds eat a lot btdub.

I have a ton of work to do. Blah. #reallife